Shall I extol its virtues to you?
- It is located indoors, away from the snow, rain, wind, and cold.
- It is a full-sized garbage can, not a tiny half one, so you don't need to crouch down to aim properly.
- It has its opening at the top, not at the sides. Again, this makes it so much easier to aim.
- It is emptied every night, so when I get to it, at 6:30 AM, there is nearly nothing in it, making it clean and not stinky.
- It is available when I need it most.
Actually, I have been feeling better lately, but I still felt this garbage can deserved its moment in the spotlight.